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Satire: Arvind Kejriwal plans for Mission POK

POK 24 seats for AAP?

While addressing the Lok Sabha on the Jammu & Kashmir Reservation [Amendment] Bill, 2023, as well as the Jammu and Kashmir Reorganisation [Amendment] Bill, 2023, he said, “We have reserved 24 seats for Pakistan-occupied Kashmir. PoK is  ours.”

AAP dials INDIA Alliance partners for Mission POK!

After hearing the news of seats in PoK, Arvind Kejriwal messaged around 6:30 a.m. to Rahul Gandhi, who was on the way to Hyderabad to attend the Revanth Reddy oath ceremony, and asked permission for some free time. Rahul, without even waiting for a second, replied to call him back by saying he was always free. Over the call, Arvind said to Rahul Gandhi that we are going to have 24 new seats in PoK, and this will be a golden opportunity for the party on the left to have some land over the north, so whether he is interested in having an alliance with their party against the BJP. After hearing the proposal, Rahul Gandhi replied to Arvind Kejriwal that his doctor said that the North climate will not suit you, so it’s better to try the South, especially Wayanad. With this line, Rahul kept the phone.

After getting disheartened by Rahul Gandhi’s answer, the next call he made was to Kamal Nath, irrespective of knowing how he rejected offers from his party in the past for Madhya Pradesh, but this time also by not breaking the record of doing blunders, Kamal Nath rejected his offer.

Now, after thinking a lot about whom to target next, he called Digvijay Singh. At first, he thought of making the offer on the phone, but then he felt things go better when you meet physically. So, instead of calling him to his office, he directly asked him and tasked him to come to one of the seminars that was organised by the funding of Kabir and kept the same proposal, but in return, Digvijay first asked him those 27 questions that Arvind hadn’t answered in the last 11 years related to NGO Kabir, but this time also, by making Digvijay disappointed, he refused to tell about the NGO, so Digvijay felt he would break his trust in the future, so he refused Arvind’s offer.

AAP turned to old friend Lalu Ji

After Congress’s denial, Arvind was feeling somewhat disheartened. He then dialed Nitish Kumar and to his surprise a JDU worker picked up the call and asked him to hold. After holding for 30 minutes, Arvind realised Nitish ji might be busy in state affairs. He then took a long breath and realised, Lalu Yadav ji is the only politician who reacted to Amit Shah’s speech, as the INDIA alliance wanted. So Arvind Kejriwal, finally decided to call his old friend.

Lalu Yadav, whose son supported him at the time when Manish Sisodia got arrested. So, by recalling the past, he called him and gave the proposal, and surprisingly, Lalu ji accepted the offer and said already that for him terror means Amit Shah. Lalu strongly believes the challenge of terrorists in PoK will not be any bigger than the challenge of facing BJP in polls. So it will be easy for them to get those 24 seats in Pok, but one condition he kept to Arvind was that they will not make PoK a “DRY STATE”.

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